Have you ever felt the need to literally bang your head on the wall , so hard that each nerve of your brain smashes and blood oozes out and the muscles cant go back to their regular contraction and relaxation ,because they become so rigid?
But what i am feeling is the need to bang my head slightly till it hurts a bit and then kick myself in the face. Actually just pretend to .
(Now who would want to hurt such a pretty face ? 😉 ) This I am sure , you have too.
Had it not been the land of Mahatma , the pioneer of non violence, I would have done this to others , though.
Because its so frustrating to literally experience the lack of basic etiquettes from human beings around you.
And lo! i am not even asking for them to you know , RSVP me about the dinner party I invited them too ! Because, its too much too ask from people who give a ” miss call” ( a single ring and then they disconnect) ,cos they missed my call earlier. -_-
So dear, if you are one these , then take this post as a final chance , an ultimatum to rectify your ways of dealing with me and other normal people ,before we take the first few lines literally , except just use your head instead! 😛 😛
Yes i know its difficult for you suddenly change and become a better manner-full person in just a few days. You haven’t been able to do that in at least two decades of your existence, so i understand the difficulty. Lets just try baby steps this time.
Try ,try and try harder till you don’t succeed in not doing the following. Okay ? 🙂
- Borrowing things and having a memory loss : In case you weren’t aware of the beautiful word “Return” ,let me teach it you . One of the many meanings of the words is to Give BACK , hand BACK , send BACK , anything you take. So whether its money,clothes,books or even a pen , for the love of God, “return”it back to its owner, before you loose the memory of having borrowed anything at all. If you want to keep it , Steal it . Do not Borrow it and keep it . Okay ? 🙂
- Awakening the DJ spirit at odd hours and places : Yeah , I know you love music . Music is love for eternity. Its calm and soothing. And its the soul of every party :D. But, start playing those party numbers at 3 in the night or in the library or in the train , trust me , i will make you eternal . Okay ? 🙂 .Yes. Those earphones can save you , obviously !
- Being the loud speaker : You love to talk? That’s good. Talking helps share our feelings with friends. But if you talk in those decibels , your friends will go deaf. And your secrets will be out in the open if there are people around you, not your friends. we don’t want to know what your boyfriend asked you to wear.Neither are we interested to laugh on the joke you thought was funny . So well, just Ssshhhhh…Okay? 🙂
- So are you the Rude Dude ? : Do you have that inner god/goddess of yours tell you that you are the master of the world ? And that the other earthly beings are just some support staff? Heart breaking as it may be, its not true darling . Speak only what you can listen. Okay ? 🙂
- The Damsel in Distress. Forever.! : You are my favourite kind. I am in awe of your sheer ability to play this card every time you are asked to do some work. You are always sick . You are always unaware. And oh You are also always the victim. Fellow , these things work once and twice. Other times , the people around you are just being generous and ignorant. Get a grip of yourself and stop trying to find ways to excuse yourself. Do some work. Contribute to this world, you otherwise little piece of waste. Okay?
- The private users of public property : Its called Public for a reason, mate!. Its OURS. Not MINE. Stop scribbling on the tables, stop tearing the seat covers , you get it . As one friend points out ” Leave your toilet and Newspaper just the way you want it”. Okay? 🙂
Hoping for the best as always 😛 😛 .
Ahhh..finally! Writing down all of it has so eased down my frustration . Its time I welcome my cheery self back again :* ❤
P.S : Do share your views of other such dramatic kinds of people to be wary of. It may help them 😛 😛